January 2012
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
8 posts
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
My favorite Christmas video. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Dec 21st
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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November 2011
11 posts
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Travel
Despite my opinion that every asshole goes to Europe to “find themselves,” I decided that I am going to Europe to find myself. At the very least it will give me an opportunity to get fucked-up in a different time zone.
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 22nd
Anonymous asked: Why don't you have some funny videos?
Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
Nov 17th
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Nov 15th
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BFF
Melanie: How was lunch?!?!? Me: Breathtaking. Decided to kill myself; no longer be a burden to my family. Blow my brains out in the bathtub, no sense in making a mess for everyone else. Melanie: hahahaha! Make sure to close the curtain. Me: Well no shit. Thanks for remaining useless with that “hot tip.” Melanie: GOD I hate you. So much. Friends Forever!
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
2 posts
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Oct 21st
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September 2011
9 posts
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Sep 30th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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You Got Served, Neighbor.
Mr. Rodgers, popping and locking
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Attention Hipsters!
I will be co-hosting the Rock Make Street Festival along with fellow SF comedian Paco Romane.  Show starts at 12 and goes all night.  Hope to see you then!
Sep 17th
Sep 13th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 4th
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August 2011
4 posts
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Sobering Lesson in Soberity
Me: Not drinking is the hardest thing ever. This has been the longest three days of my life.
Melanie: You were drunk on Saturday, remember? You've been sober two days.
Me: Mother fuck!
Aug 24th
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Aug 21st
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Aug 9th
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Aug 5th
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July 2011
8 posts
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Jul 31st
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Jul 25th
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Aye!
I’ve been handing out business cards like woah these past couple of days, so I suppose updating my webpage is in order.  Here’s a show I’m doing tonight at the historic Purple Onion. The comedians are Liz Grant, Danny Dechi, Drew Harmon, Jackson McBrayer, Katie Compa and Kevin Camia is closing the show out. The show starts at 7pm, so we can get drunk at Specs’ by 9!
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“I will fuck any chick, any chick with a dick, or any dick that looks like a...”
– Joe Gorman (drunk)
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